John Snerd

Overview
Johnathon Snerd, known mostly as John Snerd, is the grandfather of the main antagonist of the Alf series, Mortimer Snerd. He has yet to make an appearance, or be mentioned, but this is being written by the creator, so everything on this fandom is cannon.

The Beginning of John's Downfall
Johnathon Snerd was an old bank robber. He first started at the age of 7, when his parents and three sisters were starving in Canton, Ohio. He tricked an officer into letting him in the back to find his 'lost dog'. He pulled out a stick and rammed it into the officer, later revealed to be Officer Wings, with enough force to make even Isaac Newton blush. Officer wings collapsed to the wooden floor, slowly bleeding out. John, at the age of 7, had never seen anyone die before. He quickly filled his bags up with as much gold as possible, and leapt through the open window. This event scarred him, but eventually made him the man he became.

Adulthood
John, at the age of 27, had used many aliases. Peter, Logan, Tidal and Gregory, just to name a few. Of course, these were the names of the people who's lives had ended to the hands of John. To him, that felt like he was giving them justice. A life, for a name. Within just twenty years, he had robbed 7,227 banks, and had killed 6,495 minors and 3,638 adults, with a total body count of 10193 deaths in his wake.

Tremo, Florida
He moved from town to town, once every year. At the age of 34, he had to move again. He was in the southern part of Georgia, so he decided to move to Florida. He found a small town, named Tremo. 3 months after moving there, he met a woman at a bar. After having playful banter, she reveals her name to be Miranda. John didn't want to expose his real name, so he lied and said that his name was Tidal. They hooked up and he got her pregnant. Nine months later, It was time for John to leave Tremo. He planned to steal the baby and flee before Miranda woke up. But this morning, John felt a little too cocky. He decided that one more heist wouldn't hurt a bit. He went to the bank closest to the edge of Tremo, so that he could run whenever needed. He sat his son, who had been named Elmer, beside the bank. Inside, he was holding the mayor hostage. This whole time, there were two people who he could not get off of his mind. Elmer, his new son, and Officer Tidal Wings, his first victim. Due to being distracted, he didn't even flinch when the bullet came flying at his head.

Til Death, Do We Smile
Miranda was the only one to show up to the funeral. The only reason she went was to spit on his corpse. Every day for the last 32 years of her life, she visited his grave and spat on it. That's 11,680 days of spitting. She was furious at him, both for lying to her and loosing their son.

Trivia

 * He is the grandfather to Mortimer Snerd, one of the main villains of the Alf series.
 * He has a death count of 13760, with a yearly death count around 509. If you count each year as one U.S. town, that's 42% of the United States' towns
 * His downfall, and thus Mortimer's downfall was all caused by John's father forcing him to rob that first bank.